This is the list of the top 100 funniest football player quotes of all time


There is no definitive list of the top 100 funniest football players, but here are a few players who are known for their sense of humour:

  • Peter Crouch: The former England striker is known for his dry wit and self-deprecating humour. He has several funny videos and interviews on YouTube, and he is also a regular on the comedy panel show “A League of Their Own.”
  •  Jamie Vardy: The Leicester City striker is another player who is known for his sense of humour. He is often seen joking around with his teammates and he has several funny tweets and Instagram posts.
  •  Sergio Ramos: The Real Madrid defender is known for his fiery temper on the pitch, but he also has a good sense of humour. He has been known to make funny jokes in press conferences and he is also a regular on Spanish TV shows.
  •  Dele Alli: The Tottenham Hotspur midfielder is known for his cheeky smile and his funny antics on the pitch. He has several funny videos and memes on social media, and he is also a regular on the comedy show “The Late Late Show with James Corden.”
  •  Paul Pogba: The Manchester United midfielder is known for his flamboyant personality and his sense of style. He is also known for his funny videos and tweets, and he is a regular on the comedy show “Balls of Steel.”
  •  David Luiz: The former Chelsea and Arsenal defender is known for his goofy personality and his funny quotes. He once said, “I’m not a defender, I’m a midfielder who plays in defence.”
  •  Mario Balotelli: The former Manchester City and Liverpool striker is known for his eccentric behaviour and his funny pranks. He once set fire to his own house and he also threw a dart at a youth team player.
  •  Gareth Bale: The Real Madrid winger is known for his dry wit and his self-deprecating humour. He once said, “I’m not the best player in the world, but I’m in the top one.”
  •  Neymar: The Paris Saint-Germain forward is known for his playful personality and his funny antics. He once posted a video of himself dancing on a table in a nightclub.
  •  Jamie Carragher: The former Liverpool defender is known for his sharp wit and his quick-fire comebacks. He once said, “I’m not a great defender, but I’m not a bad one either. I’m just average.”

These are just a few of the many funny football players out there. If you’re looking for a laugh, be sure to check out some of their interviews, videos, or social media posts. You won’t be disappointed.

The names of the rest are given below :

  • Ray Hudson
  •  Notts County Chairman
  •  Ian Holloway
  •  Georgi Hristov
  •  Ray Hudson
  •  Brian Clough
  •  Zlatan Ibrahimovic
  •  Eric Cantona
  •  Gordon Strachan
  •  Eric Cantona
  •  Zlatan Ibrahimovic
  •  Wayne Rooney
  •  Frank Lampard
  •  Harry Redknapp
  •  George Best
  •  Bjørge Lillelien
  •  Berti Vogts
  •  Ian Rush
  •  Harry Redknapp
  •  Sir Alex Ferguson

Remember that humor can be subjective, and what one person finds funny, another might not. Players’ reputations for humor can also change over time due to media coverage and their activities on and off the field.

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